A lot of important things happened on last night's New Girl, but the most important thing was the return of True American. The game with vague rules (that involve screaming the names of former Presidents to start off) and dire consequences (read: hangover) did provide some wonderful physical comedy. Thus: GIFs.
"He's got the plague! Scatter!"
"My name name is Eli Whitney and I created the cotton gin."
"Drink it up, Checkers. Forget what you saw."