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New Jupiter Ascending Trailer: Future Toilets

The second official Jupiter Ascending trailer reveals that while the future according to the Wachowskis may have keyboard gloves, levitation boots, mechanical eye patches, DNA sensor syringes, transparent electronic shields, hover cycles, and what appear to be space dragons, humanity is still sticking with the traditional toilet design. If it ain't broke, don't fix it, Channing Tatum. Just focus on saving Mila Kunis.