Oprah Is Going on an 8-City Arena Tour

HOLLYWOOD,CA - MARCH 10: Oprah Winfrey (L) and executive producer Maria Shriver attend the premiere of HBO Documentary Films' "Paycheck To Paycheck" at Linwood Dunn Theater at the Pickford Center for Motion Study on March 10, 2014 in Hollywood, California.  (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)
SANTA MONICA, CA - JANUARY 16: Actress-tv personality Oprah Winfrey attends the 19th Annual Critics’ Choice Movie Awards at Barker Hangar on January 16, 2014 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images) Photo: Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images

It’s all fun and games until our mothers collectively tip over Oprah’s tour bus in an ecstatic burst of superhuman strength. Hopefully that won’t happen until Winfrey rolls into the last stop on her eight-city “Oprah’s The Life You Want Weekend” tour. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Oprah’s fall 2014 tour will consist of multiple two-day arena events featuring Elizabeth Gilbert, Iyanla Vanzant, minister Rob Bell, and occasionally Deepak Chopra. Tickets go on sale April 7 at Oprah.com and will range from $99 to $999, the highest price including a chance to touch the hem of Oprah’s garment, or at the very least shake her hand and awkwardly smile before falling silent.

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Oprah Is Going on an 8-City Arena Tour