Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer: The Dark (Green) Knights


After much delay, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are here! Well, kind of: The trailer is mostly non-turtled humans – namely, Megan Fox as April O’Neil. Gone is the whole alien backstory and in its place is a real Dark Knight vibe. These TMNTs look much sleeker and computerized than the '90s versions, but, don’t worry, they've still got jokes — or at least Michaelangelo does. But do they love pizza, delicious CGI pizza? Do they!? We’ll find out when the film arrives on August 8. Cowabunga, guys. Cowabunga.