Imagine Oprah Winfrey coming to your house and telling you that you need to "cut the bullshit." Imagine Oprah taking a chance on you and you're disappointing her due to the myriad personal problems you have so far failed to conquer. "This is exactly what everyone said was going to happen, and I believed differently," Oprah sighs about you. It's not that we aren't interested in peering into Lindsay Lohan's personal life. We are. It's that the first official trailer for OWN's Lindsay makes us infinitely more interested in Oprah. What was she thinking with this? We'd pretend we aren't going to tune in come Sunday, but what's the point? Oprah would see right through us anyway.