This goes without saying, but we'll say it anyway: Spoilers ahead — for people who watch the show, for people who read the book, for everyone who is not named George R. R. Martin, basically. But yes, the Game of Thrones author posted a chapter from the upcoming sixth book in the series, and — after a lot of stuff about rape — it has real actual plot information. (Hint: It's about Arya.) If you wish to read it, you may do so here. But you are one hundred percent not allowed to come back and yell about spoilers if you do. Are we clear?
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