On last Sunday's episode of Mad Men, Don Draper took a half-court shot, crashing a meeting and offering a desperate pitch in an attempt to save his floundering career at Sterling Cooper. It wasn't anywhere near the most compelling case he's made for a product over six and a half seasons. How well do you know his pitches? How well do you know Peggy's? Or anyone else's, for that matter? Try your luck at our Mad Men Pitch Quiz. For each question, we'll give you a pitched slogan (successful and not) and four brands. You just have to pick the correct product. Good luck, and remember: "What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons."
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