The most attractive thing Chris Pratt has yet to post on his Instagram account are not the show-off-y post-workout ab pics, but this one: a photo of his wife Anna Faris's hair, French-braided by Pratt himself. "This is a weird thing to brag about but I did that glorious french braid," he captions. Hold up, did Faris request this or did he offer? Is this a thing they do normally? Who taught Pratt how to French-braid so beautifully? Sadly, answers do not come in the following hashtags, just more charm: "#Baller #man #ManBraid #RealMenBraid #isItBrade? #SpellingQuestion #StillBallerTho #WhyIsItFrench??? #ICallItAFreedomBraid #GoUsa."