Game of Thrones returns this weekend, which means we have a whole new season of bloody, gruesome, and unexpected deaths to look forward to. GoT has one of the highest body counts on TV, with major characters regularly getting their heads lopped off at public beheading ceremonies and mass-murdered at their own weddings. (RIP, large swaths of the Stark clan.) In honor of the show's long-awaited return, we've updated last year's Game of Thrones death generator with a fresh batch of new season-three–inspired ways to die. How would you meet your end in the Seven Kingdoms? Rabid direwolf? Demon baby? There are so many ways to go, and it just takes one click of a button to find out. So check it out on Facebook for the chance to win fabulous prizes. What prizes, you ask? Let's just say that the grand prize is Thrones paraphernalia valued at a whopping $1,000. And remember, guys: valar morghulis.
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