Make Your Own Shonda Rhimes Monologue With Vulture’s Scandal Monologue Mad-Libs

SCANDAL - "Flesh and Blood" - A security breach calls for an all hands on deck situation at OPA. Fitz's re-election campaign becomes stalled and he considers going against Olivia's advice. Meanwhile, Adnan and Maya continue to plot their next move, on ABC's "Scandal," THURSDAY, APRIL 10 (10:00-11:00 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network. (ABC/Kelsey McNeal)JOE MORTON, KERRY WASHINGTON
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This feature originally ran on April 17, 2014.

Scandal is famous for its break-neck pace, its glamorous costumes, its all-consuming melodrama. And oh yeah — its memorable, operatic monologues. But now you don't have to be adjacent to the Grant administration to have your very own Scandal moment: In honor of tonight's season premiere, we present this monologue generator. Enter a few key terms, and voilà! You'll be shouting your personal philosophies with the best of the Gladiators. Step aside, Cyrus; sleep with one eye open, Mellie. Now we can all have a turn. Pull on your white hat and give it a go.