L.A. is crazy, with all its sunshine, traffic, reality-TV stars, child-actor-drug-addicts, self-help millionaires, criminal pyromaniacs, and vampire limo drivers. Okay, the last few are just from David Cronenberg's upcoming satire, Maps to the Stars. (The last one isn’t actually in the movie; it’s just a joke about Robert Pattinson playing a driver.) The film stars John Cusack, Olivia Williams, Mia Wasikowska, and Julianne Moore. There’s no release date, but whichever day they pick, we bet it will be a nice day outside in L.A.