Supernatural Recap: Spinoff Switch

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How does one even judge an episode like "Bloodlines"? Despite its familiar screaming-angel-wing title sequence, this was not an episode of Supernatural. And since the spinoff series it intends to spawn doesn't exist yet, we can't exactly say whether this was even a good episode of that hypothetical series or not. We could judge "Bloodlines" against other pilots, probably, but that's a notoriously low set of standards (pilots are pretty much always terrible, just as a rule). What's particularly unusual about "Bloodlines," however, was that it didn't so much seem to be a spinoff of Supernatural as a spinoff of the entire CW lineup all at once. Remember that old '90s anti-drug PSA starring every popular Saturday morning cartoon character of the time? That's pretty much what "Bloodlines" felt like. Featuring former cast members from The Vampire Diaries, current characters from Supernatural, the entire premise of The Originals, and even a masked vigilante straight out of Arrow, "Bloodlines" was a particularly shameless amalgamation of things we'd seen countless times before on this network alone. That being said, would I watch more episodes of this thing? Absolutely.

The most important thing to know about "Bloodlines" was how minimal a presence the Winchester brothers were. Oh, they impersonated FBI agents and even swooped in with a deus ex machina kill for old time's sake, but for the most part "Bloodlines" centered around two young Chicago dudes, each with fridged girlfriends. Ennis (Lucien Laviscount), an ordinary Joe on the verge of proposing to his lady instead witnessed her skull being crushed by a masked man with a Freddy Krueger claw. David (Nathaniel Buzolic) is a wise-cracking shape-shifter looking to rescue his werewolf girlfriend from the same Krueger-clawed villain. As we learned in the cold open (which was admittedly impressive for its ability to introduce one hundred thousand characters and conflicts in a surprisingly efficient manner), Chicago is home to five rival families of monsters (vampires, werewolves, shape-shifters, djinns, and ghouls) and their tenuous peace was now suddenly under attack by this mysterious killer. In what could be considered a twist from the usual Supernatural formula, the shadowy villain ended up being simply a human man with a vendetta, meaning that here was an episode of Supernatural in which we were meant to root for the monsters and against a human with an understandable grudge (his small child had been torn apart by a monster). Anyway, Ennis ended up killing him for having killed his girlfriend, so that was that. There probably won't be any Freddy Krueger claws in a potential Bloodlines series, unfortunately.

Pilots are almost never good, and to be honest this was no exception. Its exposition was frequently unbearable (seemingly out of the blue a detective angrily informed Ennis about what kind of a man his father had been) and it asked us to become invested in romances way, way too soon and with strangers for whom we feel nothing. As protagonists, Ennis is extremely buff, so he's got that going for him. David is written with a bit more personality, but it's hard to shake the sense that without the British accent and overt villainy of his character on The Vampire Diaries, Buzolic just isn't quite up to the task of romantic lead. "Bloodlines" scores major points for casting teen B-movie heartthrob Sean Faris as a villainous werewolf patriarch, but he's frankly just too adorable to play intimidating. Plus, you know, this has to be said: Supernatural's versions of these particular monsters just aren't that great and never have been. This universe's vampires and werewolves are way weaker and far less impressive than the veritable superheroes on TVD and The Originals, and that's probably because these were originally conceived as creatures that could be easily dispatched by a couple of dudes in a muscle car. On the other hand, the Chicago setting is easily more epic and compelling than The Originals' New Orleans and TVD's Mystic Falls. But on the other other hand, "Bloodlines" sports the same flatly lit lack of atmosphere that Supernatural currently does. And was it just me or did that monster nightclub bear a very striking resemblance to the Men of Letters bunker?

To be fair, The Originals also began as a late-season backdoor pilot, and if we're being completely honest, that was not a particularly great hour of television either. In fact, "Bloodlines" was probably a more successful exercise in this regard and that's most likely owing to the fact that Supernatural never really had a big supporting cast nor heavily serialized story to interfere with too badly. The Originals, on the other hand, interrupted TVD's typical frenetic storytelling to give us a baffling hour of exposition in a strange locale AND it bummed us out in that it promised to steal away some of our favorite characters from TVD permanently. But now with its first season almost concluded, The Originals has become one of the CW's most consistently entertaining, dark, and well-written serials. As a backdoor pilot, "Bloodlines" is a comparatively harmless diversion and there's every reason to believe it could similarly transform itself into something much better and more compelling later on. OR it could become another Beauty and the Beast–level disaster. I guess we'll find out in a few months!

All in all, "Bloodlines" was not a total waste of time. It felt denser and more driven than an average hour of Supernatural and personally I preferred it over the talking dog episode. Now let's get back to those warring angel jerks.