The first trailer for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie came out a month ago. Though the second one, which came out today, features the same framing device, it does also feature way more Turtles and Shredder. And, sure, Megan Fox is chill, but no one's going to this movie for her. These Turtles look a bit sleeker than the '90s versions, but it appears they still crack a couple of jokes. No sign of pizza, however. Splinter, you have until August 8 to get them a few pies.