Yesterday the cast for the next Star Wars was announced with a photo from the table read, and generally it seemed like everyone was enthusiastic about what they saw. But not everyone was. Stephen Colbert is already dreading this all-humanoid movie. He does have a point, though: Those couches are all wrong. Watch the clip below. Go for the complaints — stay for the picture of Stephen Colbert as a teenage nerd.
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