After subsisting for 11 days on a steady diet of Champagne and passed appetizers, your Vulture correspondents are back from the Cannes Film Festival and ready to sum up what they've seen for you. Which performances scored most highly on the Croisette, and which formerly promising titles crashed and burned? Here are the winners, losers, and notable trends that emerged from this year's Cannes Film Festival, with some fun Chastain and Lohan anecdotes thrown in for good measure.BEGIN SLIDESHOW
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