Brad Pitt Attacked at Maleficent Premiere

Actor Brad Pitt attends the World Premiere of Disney's "Maleficent", starring Angelina Jolie, at the El Capitan Theatre on May 28, 2014 in Hollywood, California. Photo: Jason Kempin/Getty Images

Yesterday at the Hollywood Maleficent premiere, Brad Pitt was attacked while signing autographs. A man jumped over the barriers and punched Pitt's beautiful face. Pitt appeared to be unharmed, and continued to sign autographs. The assailent was later identified as Vitalii Sediuk, the 25-year-old Ukrainian "journalist" best known as that asshole who stuck his head underneath America Ferrera's dress at Cannes. He was booked for suspicion of misdemeanor battery and is the worst.