There’s a Grand Budapest Hotel Cruise

Like this, but on a boat. Photo: Fox Searchlight Pictures

In sounds-so-fake-it-must-be-real news, on June 13, Wes Anderson is hosting a screening of The Grand Budapest Hotel on the Queen Mary 2. Though the movie itself is fairly landlocked, it is fancy, so then it makes sense, right? While sailing from Brooklyn (of course) to London, beyond a screening, there will be a Q&A with Anderson, Tilda Swinton, Jason Schwartzman, and Roman Coppola. Tickets range from $1,298 to $18,948, or basically the cost of renting in Brooklyn. Either way, the net hipness is comparable. Enjoy wearing red knit hats in summer, guys.