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Sophie McShera on the Downton Abbey Finale, Daisy Finding Love, and CinderellaAnd her "telly mommy."
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Looking Recap: Funeral RootsDoris gets sidelined in what initially felt like might be her own episode.
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Girls Recap: A Date With a Man Named FranNow we're talking.
Saturday Night Live Recap: Fifty Shades of NopeHost Dakota Johnson did not seem comfortable.
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Will Smith's Focus Takes the Weak Weekend Box OfficeEh.
Alicia Keys's New Baby Photo Is AdorableHello Genesis Ali Dean!
For the annual Polar Plunge.
Leonardo DiCaprio Might Finally Get to Play a Criminal with Multiple Personality DisorderIn The Crowded Room.
House of Cards Season 3, Episode 3 Recap: Kiss of DeathThis is the show I have been waiting for.
Carly Rae Jepsen Finally Releases Followup to 'Call Me Maybe'"I Really Like You."
Dakota Johnson Joins ISIS in Controversial SNL Sketch"Dad, it's just ISIS."
And the Title of Kanye's New Album Is...Announced on Twitter.
There Will Be Adventure Time the MovieSo many princesses!
William Shatner Will Miss Leonard Nimoy’s FuneralBecause of a charity event.
House of Cards Season 3, Episode 2 Recap: Meet Me HalfwayThis is the best mode for the Underwoods: scrappy and cornered and unwilling to surrender.
Michelle Rodriguez Says She Wants ‘Minorities’ to ‘Stop Stealing’ Superhero Roles From White People, Then Apologizes [Updated]Um ...
PHEW.
Glee Recap: Friday, I’m in LoveThis episode suffered from a touch of the Ruby Problem.
Kelly Osbourne Reportedly Quits Fashion Police Over Giuliana Rancic’s Zendaya JokesDramaaaa.
Broad City’s Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer Play ‘Truth or Truth’ With Jimmy Fallon"What's your favorite song to make love to?"
House of Cards Season 3, Episode 1 Recap: Road to RecoveryIs Doug being treated inside a West Elm catalogue?
Secrets and Lies Is As Unoriginal As They ComeWho did it? I think you did it.
Tyrion Stares Down a Dragon in Game of Thrones Season 5’s PosterTyrion and a dragon.
President Obama Says He ‘Loved’ Spock in Touching Statement on the Death of Leonard Nimoy"I loved Spock."
20 Cool Things Leonard Nimoy Did Other Than Star TrekFrom poetry to "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins."
Eddie Redmayne As Transgender Pioneer Lili Elbe in His Upcoming The Danish Girl"I think it's the most sensitive role I have played."
All hail Stephen Fry.
Remembering Leonard Nimoy’s Mr. Spock, One of History’s Greatest TV CharactersTrek and Nimoy built Spock, the Vulcans, and their entire history out of bits and pieces of lived experience, which is why their world continues to exert such powerful fascination.
Simpsons Showrunner Al Jean Remembers Leonard NimoyHe had some of the show's best cameos.
TV Review: The Last Man on Earth Makes a Lasting ImpressionLet's hear it for Will Forte.
The Lazarus Effect Is a Dopey Thriller That Wastes a Good CastThe Lazarus Effect is simultaneously too much and not enough.
Mads Mikkelsen and Eva Green Make the Western The Salvation WorthwhileThere’s nothing surprising about The Salvation, which is the most surprising thing about it.
Leonard Nimoy Explains Spock’s Secret Jewish OriginsFrom synagogue to Starfleet.
Leonard Nimoy Dead at 83He died at his home in Bel Air.
Archer Recap: Mashed-Potato PartyWho remembers Bullitt? Archer does!
Will Smith Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Outfit or a Blanket? A QuizIs this a picture of something Will would've worn to impress the honeys or something you'd sleep under?
In the Bonnie and Clyde–inspired "Trouble" video with Jennifer Hudson.
Why You Can’t Stream Björk’s New Album on Spotify“It’s not about the money, it’s about respect.”
Jack O’Connell Suffers (Again) and Shines in Northern Ireland Thriller ’71"'71 doesn't always work, but when it does, it's a blistering, gripping tale."
Pussy Riot Speak Out Against Russia’s President (Again) on House of CardsWatch them bad-mouth Russia's president in a new clip.
What Video Game Is Frank Underwood Playing on House of Cards?Watch him play Monument Valley.
So Who Killed Lila on How to Get Away With Murder?And then what happened?
House of Cards Season 3: The Power-Hungry Duo Turns InwardConquest is the easy part; it's the occupation that always gets you.
House of Cards Showrunner Beau Willimon on Frank Underwood’s Worldview, the Nature of Power, and the Singularity"He would say ideology or morality is a form of cowardice."
William H. Macy on Shameless, Directing Sex Scenes, and Winning a SAG Award“I’m hoping winning this SAG [award] means some of my co-stars will start to get recognition.”
James Van Der Beek on ‘Debooting’ Power Rangers and Being Caught With a Gay-Porn Version of Dawson’s Creek"It feels like a battle for the soul of the internet, in a way."