Some (actors) say that actors don’t pick parts, parts pick actors. It’s not hard to imagine the spirit of Crazy Eyes demanding Uzo Aduba play her. But if it were up to Aduba, she would’ve played any other part. Well, that is at least what this Funny or Die video suggests. In it, Aduba auditions for all the other main characters — Taystee, Red, Poussey, Piper, Pennsatuckey, etc. You thought Crazy Eyes looked crazy before? Just watch her do accents in colorful wigs.