Fox Cancels I Wanna Marry Harry

I WANNA MARRY "HARRY": Summer love is in the air, as, Matthew Hicks, an average English “bloke” is given the royal treatment and an upper crust makeover before meeting 12 single American women searching for Prince Charming. Will he be able to convince them he’s regal? And if he does, will they fall for the crown, or fall in love with the real him? Join “Harry” as he courts each of the ladies, taking them on romantic dates worthy of a princess and trying to make some version of their fairytales come true, in I WANNA MARRY "HARRY" premiering Tuesday, May 20 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2014 Fox Broadcasting co. Cr: Daniel Smith/FOX

Is there no end to the tragedies of our time? Fox has canceled I Wanna Marry Harry, the network announced this afternoon. The show, in which a guy kinda-sorta pretends to be Prince Harry and women kinda-sorta pretend to be into it, has aired four episodes; the remaining four will be available on and Hulu tomorrow, in case you are an alien anthropologist sent to Earth and you want to complete your report on what happens when humanity takes a "you know, whatever" attitude towards entertainment and one another.