The season premiere of Jerry Seinfeld’s web series Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee dropped today with comedian Sarah Jessica Parker as the guest, and the episode starts with a hokey new theme song to the show, sung by (and apparently written by) none other than Jerry Seinfeld. In what seems to be a homage to ‘60s sitcom themes, the song is jam-packed with cheesy lyrics (“Sometimes on stage, I won’t come off-y, unless I’m getting in a car with coffee!”) that are arguably more ridiculous than the fact that Jerry Seinfeld is singing in public.