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Still sick of that Regina Spektor song? Would you prefer that Orange Is the New Black switch up its opening credits? How about something more like ... Arrested Development? Well, it's your lucky day:
“I got tired of people asking me, ‘Is the show coming back?’ I couldn’t face that question anymore.”
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Quincy Jones Awarded $9.4 Million in Trial Against Michael Jackson’s EstateJones produced several of Jackson’s biggest records including Bad and Thriller.
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HBO Chief Defends Confederate, Says Early Announcement Was a ‘Mistake’“I think we could have done a better job with the press rollout.”
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Jon Stewart Is Returning To Stand-up Comedy“I can finally use up the last of the Saddam Hussein jokes left over from my first special.”
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“Kerry and I deserve to get paid the same as the boys.”
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Charlie Puth, Lionel Richie Eyed for American Idol RebootWho will join Katy Perry on ABC’s Idol reboot?
Chris Harrison Promises Bachelor in Paradise Fans Will Get Clarity and a DeMario-Corinne Sit-down InterviewThe host is also planning on sitting down with Corinne Olympios and DeMario Jackson.
The Triumph and Tragedy of Meek MillHow does the Philadelphia rapper’s Wins & Losses fare in a post-Drake-beef world?
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Charli XCX Conveniently Put All Your Internet Boyfriends in One Music Video to Swoon OverRiz Ahmed, Joe Jonas, Stormzy, Diplo, Charlie Puth, etc., etc., etc.
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WeTransfer Is Offering Laid-Off SoundCloud Employees $10,000 to Invent the Next SoundCloud“It’s a chance to have some fun.”
Kim Kardashian’s Surrogate Is Reportedly 3 Months PregnantShe’s a “San Diego mom in her late 20s.”