One consequence of a male-dominated entertainment landscape is TV's endless stream of dick jokes. Not even just jokes — we have to suffer through male characters talking about their dicks, female characters making fun of dudes' dicks, dudes getting hit in the penis ... it's exhausting. So thank the goddess for Orange Is the New Black, which boldly goes where few dramas have gone before: into the world of vaginas. The acclaimed Netflix series returns this weekend, and with it, we'll get a bevy of chatter about lady parts. As a salute to OITNB, we put together a supercut of every single time a character — male or female — says "vagina," "pussy," or any other euphemism for the main female sex organ. Try not to blush.
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