Sound Advice is a web series on which SNL’s Vanessa Bayer gives out truly horrible (but funny) PR advice to her celebrity guests. The season-premiere guest: Drake, who does not want to go on JDate, and who does not like Ruffles. Meanwhile, on Late Night With Seth Meyers, SNL’s Aidy Bryan told a story about falling all over herself when Drake hosted the show. In summary: Become a woman on SNL, get quality time with Drake. It’s the American Dream.