Lifetime's severely low-end Brittany Murphy biopic, The Brittany Murphy Story, airs September 6, and these clips from it do not look encouraging. In fact, they look horrendous. There are amateur pornos made at a higher quality. There are Chihuahuas wearing better, more believable wigs. Simply holding a paper cutout of Brittany Murphy's face on a Popsicle stick up to one's face would be more lifelike. The Saved by the Bell movie certainly looks terrible, but these clips are a new high/low in true awfulness. Pity the actresses who did not get the role of Alicia Silverstone; forever will they live with the shame that this was deemed out of their grasp.
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