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Johnny Depp and His Mustache Star in the Mortdecai Teaser

If there is one thing that can be said about Johnny Depp, it is that he can pull off way more hairstyles and facial-hair styles than the average human. This continues to be true in Mortdecai, which comes out next February and stars Depp as a charming yet daft British spy with a remarkably coiffed mustache. Gwyneth Paltrow, Paul Bettany, Oliver Platt, Aubrey Plaza, Ewan McGregor, and Olivia Munn are Depp's mustache-free co-stars. Have you ever wished James Bond wasn't ruggedly handsome, but offbeatly quite pretty for man?