True or False Quiz: Did Winston Do This Crazy Thing on New Girl?

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If you watch New Girl, your favorite character is Winston. If not, who are you kidding? Over the course of the last season, Winston went from sidekick to show-stealer: He's next-level wacky. It's a genuine joy to see what Winston's up to every week (and even more joyful to see when it involves his cat, Ferguson). But can you tell a real Winston plotline from a fake one?

Winston: True or False?

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Has a sex dream about Jess where she has raccoon hands.

True

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Gets a blueberry stuck in his nose.

False

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After agreeing to get drunk tattoos with Schmidt, wakes up the next morning to discover Winston’s has a typo.

False

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Remembers one time when his penis accidentally changed the channel while he and Nick were watching a Bears game.

True

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Convinces Schmidt to pay for a waffle maker so they can start a business.

False

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Claims that worst thing that’s ever happened to him on a date is the one time he and a girl were serenaded by a homeless guy singing George Michael's "Father Figure."

True

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Sets a trashcan on fire to convince Cece's fiancé to take (and send) a dick pic.

True

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Gets fired from a temp job because he was practicing "Eye of the Tiger" on paper bells.

True

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Gets stuck in the Chicago airport because he can’t find an exit.

False

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Reveals that he lost his virginity to a friend’s dying grandmother.

False

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Asks if going No. 2 <i>also</i> helps cure jellyfish stings.

True

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Tries to get his cat Ferguson to have cat sex with another cat (which he names Herguson).

False

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Suggests they prank Nick by slowly changing the lightbulb in his room, causing him to think he’s going blind.

False

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Suggests they prank Jess by feeding her too much spaghetti.

False

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Suggests they prank Cece by all suddenly pretending to be French.

False

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Admits to secretly loving bubbles.

True

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Suggests they prank Jess by “borrowing” an infant to leave in a basket outside their front door.

False

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Buries a time capsule in the wall of Schmidt’s closet.

False

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Suggests they prank Schmidt by putting shoe-heel shavings "by his car."

True

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