Ebola has landed in the U.S., and even our nation’s most beloved celebrities are (theoretically) at risk. Tonight on The Late Show, Jim Carrey did his due diligence by popping a thermometer in David Letterman’s mouth and asking him the standard Ebola screening questions, including “Have you ever kissed a monkey or licked an airport toilet seat?” and “Are you now or have you ever planned to be a member of ISIS?” We’re relieved to see that Letterman appears to be just fine, mainly because Taylor Swift was his guest yesterday, and we do not want Meredith and Olivia to have to go into quarantine.
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