Back in June, Shia LaBeouf was arrested. This fact isn’t that unusual itself. What is strange is that the arrest was at a performance of Cabaret. Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, he told the story. The short of it was LaBeouf got very drunk, grabbed Alan Cumming’s ass, got arrested, and spit on a cop. The long of it, as filtered through late-night banter, is much more silly. Watch him tell it all below. If anything, it’ll make you want to go see Cabaret, which comes off sounding super-realistic and fun.