South Park: Lorde Is Really a Man in His 40s

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In an episode that revolved around the desire for private, opulent bathrooms, South Park had some fun last night with SPIN magazine and Lorde conspiracies. The show also finally revealed the truth behind Lorde's identity and age. No, she is not a teenager from New Zealand. She, according to South Park, is none other than Randy Marsh — father, husband, talented researcher of fluvial geomorphology, South Park resident, and sensitive bathroom-pop-music composer.