Last Night’s South Park Was All About Penises Dropping Off

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Evidently, it is the week of the penis. After word of Ben Affleck's Gone Girl member began making an impression (unrelated, but true), South Park last night unleashed an absurd, albeit supportive, episode advocating for gluten-free, penis-saving diets. If you tuned in last night, you would've seen people's penises pinging across your television screen like popping popcorn kernels. The South Park boys returned to school after last episode’s failed start-up endeavor and tried to win their friends back by throwing an epic party with cake and pizza, all in the name of diabetes awareness. Cake and pizza have gluten. Gluten, per creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker, makes your dick fly off.