Victor Garber Also Failed to Spot Ben Affleck’s Penis

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Victor Garber. Photo: Desiree Navarro/Getty Images

Victor Garber is a good friend of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck (he even officiated their wedding in 2005), so when we ran into him last night at Andy Cohen’s dinner to benefit Friends in Deed, we had to talk about Affleck’s smash hit Gone Girl. As it tends to do, talk eventually turned to the big D. “Didn’t even notice it!” yelped Garber. “It’s in Gone Girl? In the movie?” Yes, we answered. “The shower scene?” Yep. “I’m sure it’s beautiful. Ben is one of the most striking, beautiful men on the planet. But I don’t remember. I’ve never seen his penis.” If you, too, missed the fleeting shot in Gone Girl, Garber has some advice: “Well, that’s a reason to see it again!”