Last night, Jon Stewart sat down with Ben Affleck's penis and the body attached to it to talk about Gone Girl and being Batman. Well, kind of. Mostly they just give each other shit like two friends who went to high school together in the Northeast, whose relationships haven't really evolved. Affleck makes fun of Stewart for making a movie about Iran after Affleck famously did so. Stewart spoils the ending of Gone Girl and Batman v Superman, kind of, but not really. And then they make out. Okay, they don't make out, but they do make really warm eye contact when they shake hands.