Matthew McConaughey’s Speech to the University of Texas Football Team Is So Very Matthew McConaughey

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Boy, Matthew McConaughey can give a speech. Here, he was asked to talk to the University of Texas (his alma mater) football team. Despite explicitly setting out not to give a rousing speech, he does just that. He also lead the team in a round of his Wolf of Wall Street chant because he felt like making some kids' dreams come true that day. UT won the following game, of course. The other team was so busy asking what McConaughey was like every play that they constantly forgot to snap the ball and kept on getting Delay of Games until the referee was like, "Okay, that's enough. Game over. Texas wins!" But that's just because he really just wanted to ask about McConaughey, too.