Last night's premiere of American Horror Story: Freak Show certainly had its scary moments. (Mostly every one involving Twisty the Clown.) The rest was all types of creepy and weird, but in ways that felt way different from its three predecessors. Take, for example, the "day job" of Jimmy "Lobster Boy" Darling. Let's just say these women aren't getting together to talk Tupperware. Here's what's up:
I don't think he gets health insurance.