Katy Perry is unhappy with Australia. Perry was in Sydney over the weekend for her Prismatic world tour and was trying to take a “quiet walk” to the beach when she was hounded by the paparazzi, who wanted shots of her in her bathing suit. She tweeted a long rant in response, saying Aussie photographers have “no respect, no integrity, no character. NO HUMANITY.” It only went on from there, as she posted pictures of her “stalkers,” i.e. the lovely paparazzi, and singled out one of them as Jamie Fawcett, who she alleges took nude photos of her while naked. She said she has pictures of his “tiny penis” and “large gut.” Can you hear her roar?