Quiz: Did This Crazy Thing Happen on One of the Kardashian TV Shows?

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So much has happened through nine seasons of Keeping Up With the Kardashians (and its spinoffs Kourtney and Kim Take Miami and Khloe and Lamar) that the show’s title has become more of a dare than a cheeky joke. Sure, you know about Kim and Kanye, but can you remember back to the days of contrived B-plots centered around some of the “lesser” K fam? Take our true or false quiz and prove that you’ve truly kept up.

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"True", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-happy.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" }, { "title": "False", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-serious.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" } ] }, { "question" : "Khloé and Kourtney find a homeless man living behind DASH; they give him a makeover.", "answer": "True", "options" :[ { "title": "True", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-happy.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" }, { "title": "False", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-serious.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" } ] }, { "question" : "Kris learns that fresh eggs are healthier than store-bought ones, so she buys the family chickens and a builds them a chicken coop.", "answer": "True", "options" :[ { "title": "True", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-happy.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" }, { "title": "False", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-serious.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" } ] }, { "question" : "Kim leaves North at Barneys by accident.", "answer": "False", "options" :[ { "title": "True", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-happy.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" }, { "title": "False", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-serious.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" } ] }, { "question" : "Kris tries to drug Bruce with a male-enhancement drug, but Rob drinks it instead and has to go to the hospital.", "answer": "True", "options" :[ { "title": "True", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-happy.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" }, { "title": "False", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-serious.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" } ] }, { "question" : "Kris Humphries walks in on Kim and her friends taking a naked yoga class in their apartment.", "answer": "True", "options" :[ { "title": "True", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-happy.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" }, { "title": "False", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-serious.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" } ] }, { "question" : "The entire family attends Disaster Movie to support Kim (who has a small part), and Kendall gets hit on by Tommy Lee.", "answer": "False", "options" :[ { "title": "True", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-happy.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" }, { "title": "False", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-serious.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" } ] }, { "question" : "During birth, Kourtney pulls her newborn child, Penelope, out of her own vagina.", "answer": "True", "options" :[ { "title": "True", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-happy.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" }, { "title": "False", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-serious.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" } ] }, { "question" : "Khloé gets addicted to Cortado a.k.a Cuban coffee and has to take a scooter at 5 AM to find some.", "answer": "True", "options" :[ { "title": "True", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-happy.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" }, { "title": "False", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-serious.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" } ] }, { "question" : "Thanks to advice from an online psychic, Khloé takes up knitting.", "answer": "False", "options" :[ { "title": "True", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-happy.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" }, { "title": "False", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-serious.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" } ] }, { "question" : "Preparing his audition for the American Psycho musical, Scott takes Khloé to a karaoke bar.", "answer": "True", "options" :[ { "title": "True", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-happy.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" }, { "title": "False", "img": "http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2014/11/04/kardashians/04-kardashian-quiz-serious.o.jpg/a_205x205.jpg" } ] }, { "question" : "Kris expresses a desire to have another baby, so Kourtney and Kim buy her a chimpanzee.", "answer": "True", "options" :[ { "title": "True", "img": 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