Stephen Colbert Reveals Prescott Pharmaceuticals’ Latest Cancer-Causing Creation

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A town in Chile discovered their water supply was loaded with arsenic, which actually resulted in a 50% drop in breast cancer deaths. Stephen Colbert responded to this news last night in a new “Cheating Death” segment by unveiling his own liquid cure-all care of Prescott Pharmaceuticals called Chernobyl Springs. It’s not proven to cure cancer, but it’s still water full of dangerous chemicals, so good enough right?