There Won’t Be Any Penis in Fifty Shades of Grey

“Yeah, my todger.” Photo: Evan Agostini/Getty Images

No, Jamie Dornan will not go full frontal in Fifty Shades of Grey: "There were contracts in place that said that viewers wouldn’t be seeing my, um … Todger? Yeah, my todger ... You want to appeal to as wide an audience as possible without grossing them out. You don’t want to make something gratuitous, and ugly, and graphic." Hm, does Jamie Dornan know exactly which movie he's making? The todger is pretty crucial.