Tom Hanks Will Write a Whole Book of Short Stories

Author photo. Maybe. Photo: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images

Big (get it?) news: After his short-story debut in The New Yorker, Tom Hanks is planning to write a whole book. A real book! Full of short stories "loosely connected to photographs of typewriters from Hanks’ personal collection." Wait, what? More typewriter stuff? Tom, you gotta ditch the typewriter. Have Chet teach you how to use a MacBook or something.