While the Sony hack has mostly served as a reminder of how greedy, sexist, and racist Hollywood is, at least one gem has risen above the rubbish: Channing Tatum’s email writing. In an email thread with Jump Street co-star Jonah Hill, beleaguered Sony Pictures co-chair Amy Pascal, and other studio honchos, the Tater relays his joy at 22 Jump Street’s opening numbers, which placed it second on the list of best-ever opening weekends for R-rated comedies, or as he says, “WE GOT CATE BLANCHETT WIT DIS BOX OFFICE BITCHES!!!!!!!!”
The entire email is here:
On Jun 14, 2014, at 2:19 PM, “33& out inc C/O FULTON & MEY” wrote:
F YOU TED !!!! SECOND OF ALLLL TIMMMMME BEEEOTCH!!!! COME ON JUMPSTREETERS WE GOT CATE BLANCHETT WIT DIS BOX OFFICE BITCHES!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
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