If you're searching for a white elephant present (or just a regular one), we have the solution: The Cher holiday store is now open, complete with Cher-themed sweatshirts, mugs, hoodies, and tree ornaments. There's a T-shirt of Cher riding a candy cane like a witch in Hocus Pocus ($25). There's blonde Cher in a Santa costume on a mug ($20). There's a Cher ugly holiday sweatshirt ($55). The greatest tragedy may just be that the sweatshirts only come in women's sizes, so men will just have to approximate.