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John Oliver Will Help You Avoid the Crushing Pit of Despair That Is New Year’s Eve

John Oliver is still on hiatus, but that won’t stop him from celebrating the holidays the only way he knows how: by ranting into a camera on an empty television set. After taking aim at Thanksgiving, Oliver is back with some helpful advice on making the most of New Year’s Eve. His advice? Turn down any and all party invitations you may receive. All it takes is one mention of juice cleanses and a working knowledge of The Boondock Saints.

John Oliver Will Help You Avoid New Year’s Eve