Björk Releases New Album Two Months Early Because Time Is a Wondrous Figment of a Tadpole’s Imagination (and Also It Leaked)

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Rejoice, dear starfriends! Björk's proud sound collection Vulnicura has made a glorious birth! Hacker-fans made a special trip to the world wide web to release Vulnicura into the wilderness, and now Björk herself has given the visionsongs to iTunes; they'll be coming in one happy dance of Earth upon its axis!!!