Chris Pratt Might Be the New Indiana Jones

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The pop-culture ouroboros we consider our world strikes again, now with the idea that Disney may reboot Indiana Jones — and according to Deadline, it's envisioning Chris Pratt as everyone's favorite archaeology professor. A whip-wielding Pratt is just a rumor at this point, so don't get too excited, but given the revivals of Stars Trek and Wars, plus Jurassic Park, plus, you know, everything, the idea of a new Indiana Jones does't seem so far-fetched. (Let us not speak of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.) Time to start brushing up on your Jehovah spellings, everyone.