Remember when Jennifer Lawrence lived out her Housewives dreams by visiting Beverly Hills housewife Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurant, Pump, with her friends? Here’s the real story: “I went to Pump the other night to meet Lisa Vanderpump. I had her sign a bottle of vodka, and when she gave it to my friend who was with me at the Oscars, my friend said, ‘Jennifer, this is so much better than the Oscars!’ We took so many pictures with her.” The always-charming J.Law even works her love of trash TV into an Interview magazine interview of fellow trash-TV-lover Eddie Redmayne. His guilty pleasure? The Hills: “Occasionally Audrina [Patridge] or Whitney [Port] will be on a website that I shouldn’t be looking at, and I’m like, ‘You know, I just want to check that they’re doing all right, because it’s my youth’ And the depressing thing is that it’s not my youth. I was too old to be watching those programs when I was watching them.” (Same!) Meanwhile, J.Law is this close to try out reality TV for herself, it seems. She tells Redmayne, “That’s why we’re fascinated by it, because, movies, I’m bored with. I know that that’s fake and blah, blah — except for the crash-mat Stephen Hawking.” Girl, you’re already a reality show.