James Franco Will Probably Make Nick Jonas Have Sex With a Goat

He's a goat.

The Wrap reports the Jonas brother of the moment, Nick, has been cast in Goat — an indie adaptation of Brad Land's 2005 memoir that will be directed by Andrew Neel and produced by James Franco's Rabbit Bandini Productions. It will be about a "19-year-old [who] enrolls in college with his charismatic younger brother (Jonas) and pledges the same fraternity." That's right: James Franco will probably make Nick Jonas have sex with a goat or do some other equally awful frat-pledge thing. We're going with our guess because it would pretty much fit in line with the racy direction Nick Jonas is going in these days.