Ellen DeGeneres had the brilliant idea of making Justin Bieber and Madonna play “Never Have I Ever” — mainly because, while Bieber’s on his “I’m very, very sorry” press tour, Madonna’s on her “I’m very, very cool” press tour. Naturally, she’s done everything, and Bieber, a total liar, has not. “I just turned 21!” he cries, after denying that he’s ever gotten kicked out of a bar. Justin. And after a round of mostly sexual questions, he admits: “Here’s the thing, I want to be special for my wife,” he says. Justin, you are a liar.