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The Amy Schumer Doll Is a Lot Like the Real Amy Schumer, So Pretty Much a Parent’s Worst Nightmare

Thanks to Mattel, a bunch of famous women — including Ava DuVernay, Kristin Chenoweth, and Emmy Rossum — just got immortalized in plastic with their very own Barbie “shero” dolls. Not to be outdone, Amy Schumer has a doll of her own, and it’s pretty much the Cabbage Patch Kid from hell. She comes equipped with birth control, liquor to spike her tea, cranberry juice for her UTI, and other essentials for debauchery most definitely not mom-approved. We’re sold!

Amy Schumer’s Doll Is a Hot Mess