Tina Fey, Patricia Arquette, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Amy Schumer Casually Give the Middle Finger to Aging Out of Hollywood


Inside Amy Schumer returned for a third season last night, and in addition to its smart send-up of Friday Night Lights and rape culture, there is a sketch in which Schumer randomly stumbles upon a picnic attended by the holy trinity of Tina Fey, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Patricia Arquette (as one does). As it turns out, once she joins them, she finds out that they're there to celebrate Julia's "Last Fuckable Day" — or, as they each brilliantly explain to Schumer, that dreaded day when every older actress is told her "vagina is going to turn into a hermit crab." In true bad-bitch behavior, they send Julia's fuckability (and all of Hollywood's antiquated sexism) off with a Viking funeral. At the Tribeca Film Festival, the show's co-creator Dan Powell said this sketch was three years in the making, and boy, was it worth the wait.